A downloadable joe biden sim for Windows and macOS

joe just wants to read his garfs!!!  give him what he wants

takes about five minutes to beat the main quest, then continue on in the "procedurally" "generated" "sandbox mode".  Requires a stable internet connection to run properly.

"this is really polished but I don't understand why you made it" -our playtesters

UPDATE 2022:  Tragically, the real Garfield web servers we were pulling the strips from have gone down, as all of garfield.com has been deactivated and discontinued.  We consider this a national tragedy (and will be writing a letter to the president, whoever that is, asking for help).  In the meantime, the game is in a fairly broken state.

You can still play it- the rest of the game works fine- but as the main feature has been broken, we recommend instead watching this lovely Let's Play:

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Biden My Time (Windows version) 24 MB
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Biden My Time (untested Mac version) 25 MB

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